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- Beck From the Dead Time 2007-11-29 18:42
- |STRONG LANGUAGE| Frank wishes all the Franktarians and the Fox Droids Happy F'n Holidays! Yep, H O L I D A Y S! Have you enlisted in the imaginary "War on Christmas" sponsored by Fox News? They're looking for a few good paranoiacs to to join in their Jihad. You're either with 'em or agin' 'em."War on Christmas" for DummiesSomething was pointed out to me that I never even considered because of the idiocy of it on its face. The term "Happy Holidays" is not pejorative with regard to Christmas. (get your dictionary)Last year Fox "News" , always on the look out for some sensationalizable bull shit to peddle to their knuckle dragging soldiers of fear, tried to fabricate a "War on Christmas". The thrust of which, like all things Fox, rotated around a conspiracy perpetrated by the "radical" "far" Left to expunge Christmas from the American lexicon. During this little frenzy of fear and hate, Bill O'Reilly launched a Jihad AGAINST the term "Happy Holidays", claiming it to be anti-Christmas.Funny thing; the Fox website itself was riddled with the evil commie slur. But there was no mention of that on their cavalcade of white Christian hate and fear, of course not- it wouldn't be "Fair and Balanced" now, would it?In actuality, if one can pull the Fox nipple of the nectar of hate and fear from their eager pouting lips long enough to get some oxygen to their faltering hypoxic brains, they may realize that "Merry Christmas" is not the object of scorn but rather the fascist hissy fit that you can't utter the term "Happy Holidays" unless you hate the troops, America, freedom, puppies and rainbows etc.No doubt, there are many who find Christmas obnoxious and even think that America should be a Democratic Republic and not a theocracy with a national religion (like say, Iraq or many other religio-fascist states) but then they are the America haters aren't they?Happy Holidays,The Frank Factor
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